March 26, 2004

If life was more like Flash...

There are a variety of things I could do if life had an Actionscript API... 
function dealWithIt(){
    if (stress) {
       crap.sort();
    }
}

function oops(){
    if (this == fubar) {
        myActions.prevFrame();
    }
}

function clarity(){
    brain.gotoAndPlay(1);
}

function embarrassmentHandler(){
    me._visible = false;
}

function betterPlace(){
    for (i=0; i<population.length; i++){
       population[i].greed --;
    }
}
What code would YOU use to make your life better? Posted by andy at March 26, 2004 12:39 PM
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function weddingPlanning(Void):Boolean
{
var i = JesterXL.family.length;
while(i--){
JesterXL.family.pop();
}
biznass.push(JesterXL);
biznass.push(Mediadiva);
return true;
}

funciton onDehydration(Void):Void
{
JesterXL.ingestLiquid(Liquids.WATER(20FL0z);
}

funciton onPhoneBatteryDead(Void):Void
{
var lifeforce = JesterXL.lifeforceEngery.removeChunk(0.1);
JesterXL.phone.addEnergy(lifeForceToEnergy(lifeforce));
}

function onView15YearOld(someChick):Void
{
if(someChick instanceof Jailbait){
instillSenseofFalseAdvertising(someChick);
BigbysBitchSlap(someChick._mom);
BigbysBitchSlap(someChick._dad);
}else{
JesterXL.faithInFutureParenting++;
}
}

function onWound(damage):Void
{
JesterXL.hp -= damage;
if(JesterXL.hasASecond){
if(!JesterXL.isBusy){
while(JesterXL.hp JesterXL.meditate();
}
}
}
}

function onProcreate(newborns:Array):Void
{
JesterXL.collapse();
JesterXL.setUnconciousTimeout(newborns.length * 60);
}

function onPeepsInTrouble(peeps:Array, location:Location):Void
{
saveTheDay(JesterXL, peeps, location);
}

function onDeath(event_obj:Object):Void
{
if(event_obj.target == JesterXL){
trace('Peace out, yall!');
var a = new AstralConduit(JesterXL.location + {_x: 5, _y: 5, _z: 5});
a.open();
diveThrough(JesterXL, a);
}
}

Posted by: JesterXL at March 26, 2004 01:48 PM

Very Funny dude

But whats the 'event handler' to start the program ?

.....Life is not a dress rehersal
...............it's come at YOU all the time !!
:)))

Posted by: Chris at March 26, 2004 04:27 PM

function blogAndSurf(){
if (this.children == inBed && this.wife == watchingTV) {
this.abuseComputer();
this.squareEyes();
this.lackOfSleep();
return 'finally';
}
}
or
function spendIt(){
if (this.winLottery == true) {
for(moneyLeft in pocket){
this.spend();
}
}
}

Posted by: eyezberg at March 27, 2004 02:24 PM

I dont find your email...

I have a request for you... In one of jour post, ground's text editor component updated to 2.0 you give a shortcut to download the component... But it's not working...

I'ts really important to me to have this one... Any help ?

Thx

p.s : excuse my bad english, i'am french :p

Posted by: Sam-Sam at April 1, 2004 04:52 AM

You can also find the text editor component on www.flashcomponents.net under 'Interfaces/Editors'...look for Igor's name.

Posted by: andy makely at April 1, 2004 02:27 PM

Very funny. I mat use it for my blog, hope it is ok. Will trackback to you.

Posted by: SV at April 6, 2004 01:15 PM
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